I feel like a good girlfriend. HAHA. Simply because my eyes are pinpricks but I'm still surfing the 5248608 web links to 'car accessories', namely animal print car seat covers. And emailing all those located locally, pretending I own a Land Rover Defender. I don't make phone calls. Half the time they think I'm some farsighted kid enquiring about car decoration. Twenty percent of the time, they tell me blatantly that they suspect I'm a prank caller. Puh-lease. This is like discrimination.
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