Terrorism is everywhere. So is war. So are tsunamis.
Which eliminates almost every holiday destination from our list.
So goodbye America, hello Heart of Darkness! Alright, Africa. South, to be exact.
Yay, land of the most beautiful animals / nature reserves / reggae / witch doctors / wine&dine [I'm just assuming since the itinerary mentions wine tasting at some place and lobster lunches and ostrich steaks] / Sun City [which itinerary yet again claims is 'photographer's paradise'] / pornstars with the largest dicks / African penguins.
I'm going to take a picture with a cheetah and buy a voodoo doll.
'I hate you.' *sticks pin in*Excitement, excitement.
1:12:00 am