Dippy's such a ratass, he insults me all the time and I'm actually tickled by his comments.
But I do think they're funny.
Me: [stoning]
Dippy: What's on your mind?
Me: Nothing.
Dippy: BIMBO!
Dippy: [asks some thinking question]
Me: [THINKS LONG AND HARD]
Dippy: Why are you taking so long? Your brain too full of oil?
Dippy: [after seeing me for the first time in two weeks] Why are you storing food in your mouth? Spit it out!
So, if I smile to myself, you probably know why : )
11:15:00 pm