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O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
As a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear-
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!


Eileen; sahkae@gmail.com

I line my eyes like a raccoon and my nail polish is always cracked.


Sunday, November 20
Helping out at kiddie camp has taught me things.

1] NEVER wish for baby girls, they grow up to be nit-picky prats.
2] IF [God forbid, unless you've been wishing and hoping and praying hard] you happen to have a baby girl, NEVER call her 'Megan' or 'Samantha' or '____ Ling'. Give her sweet names like 'Daniella' or 'Sharmin'.
3] Send your kids for art lessons from young. Nevermind if they abhor it, it's good for them.
4] Kids + balloons = BIG MISTAKE.
5] Kiddie food is tasteless and never filling. I now wonder why I used to love my fish&chips and such. Maybe my tastebuds have spoilt.
6] Call your sons 'Jake', 'Maliki' or 'Gareth'. They'd be handsome little boys.

I've never been so sick of being called 'jie jie'. Sickening little brats.

Calvin Klein bras are seriously the best in the market. GO GET ONE. They prevent murderous instincts from arising from within. Criminals should get them free.


10:15:00 pm


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