E: Oh, SO CUTE! You look like Bert. Or is it Ernie? Army allows such an unusual hairstyle?D: WTF. They're ugly. You're calling me weird, odd, [insert barrage of words with alike meanings]
. Unusual means odd. You're calling me an oddball, go away!Dippy makes me laugh. Especially after a haircut.
Our new favourite hangout will be the white ice cream parlour. We will park ourselves on the pink&black plastic seats and order fried mushrooms and ice cream and hearty meals and people-watch. We will laugh at girlfriends who match their entire outfit with their boyfriend's neon green and lime green dunks. And inhale PSI 35 air.
And I will laugh at people who place serviettes on their lap; lest they dirty their pristine white shirt.
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