Eileen; sahkae@gmail.com

I line my eyes like a raccoon and my nail polish is always cracked.

I've been having the most disgusting diet this long weekend, and the St Nicks ones will probably be most apalled. Think:

Friday
Far East's chicken rice
two bowls of Katong Laksa
three bars of Kinder Brueno
one fried fish fillet
barley water

Saturday [most of it spent at a camp briefing]
carrot cake
chee cheong fun
a bar of Twix
a box of strawberry Hello Panda
the oiliest mee goreng ever [you could let an oil blotter flutter into the box and it'd be instantly translucent]
one chicken drumlet
fried rice with eggs and mystery meat
fried HongKong noodles
an apple
roti john
milk

Sunday
kuehs
steamed fish
steamed egg + minced meat
stir-fried vegetables
seaweed soup
wonton noodles
KFC's 6 piece nuggets + cheese fries + 2 pieces of chicken [I ate everything, mind you.]

Monday
fried vermicelli
steamed fish
stir-fried lettuce [I never did know that it's called 'glass vegetables' in Mandarin]
mixed vegetables - brocolli + prawns + cuttlefish + carrot + sprouts
kampong chicken
prawn crackers
fried rice
Pringles [I love the shrimp&pepper]
kaya balls
iced yogurt
grapes
lassi
two Mars bars

All that, and I was down with fever and flu on Saturday night. I now know why dieters make little food lists - this really helps a horrified me.

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